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gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*
nickcorteezy:

gratefully-dabbed:

this-one-laydi:

look at seth rogan’s face it just screams”I have been chosen”

this is perfect hahaha


This is my moment
salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true
dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

derpyhornets:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true

I DID THE THING

OH DEAR GOD IM DYING HES GOING TO LOVE THIS ILL SHOW HIM TOMORROW AND TELL U WHAT HE SAYS

Walk into class tomorrow and he just goes, “Guess what. Je suis célèbre.”

lawdsmooze:

whydoesntwhywork:

nonono

dont reblog

i dont want him mad at me for putting up more pictures of him

do i need to delete it?

ys please
i feel like he is going to get so mad tomorrow

prohibiti0n:

i have abs………..olutely nothing

(Source: prohibiti0n)

nonono

dont reblog

i dont want him mad at me for putting up more pictures of him

pussyxpalmtreesss:

lord

asvprock:

Kids Bop (Anaconda):  My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done! 

THEMESBYVANNE