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I do what I want...PLEASE DONT HURT ME

deanandhisbrotherandhisangel:

zubzoo:

The evolution of answering “what time is it?”

2003:

"Time to get a watch XD"

2010:

"ADVENTURE TIME!"

2014:

"T̨̹̲̖͚̫̩͈i͍̰̜m̳̩̩̲̼̫̭e̵̲̻̻̼̟̱ ͏͍͉͔̪t̵̝̺o g̢̮̖̦è͈̰͍͈͓̟t̟̮͚̻̤͓̠̀ ̻̼̻c̬͟r̸͙̻̮̩ea̺̲̰̤̬͚͠ͅt̙̹̟ì̟v̳͓͖̺̀ȩ̫̼.̢"

AHEM

2007: 

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

sarahseeandersen:

My need to be comfortable has doomed me to forever look like a homeless person.

sarahseeandersen:

My need to be comfortable has doomed me to forever look like a homeless person.

nostalgia-and-coffee:

atreyue-r:

Best out of context quote from the show

I have no idea how many times ive reblogged this

nostalgia-and-coffee:

atreyue-r:

Best out of context quote from the show

I have no idea how many times ive reblogged this

aximili:

Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies “your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil “perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more

aximili:

Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies
“your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil
“perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more

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korratea:

mako:

this is the only atla panel video that matters i watched this 3 years ago and it’s still as iconic as ever 

SO THIS IS WHAT I MISSED OUT ON

840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

"Whether or not you believe the relationship is a good thing for these characters, there is pain to come. They cause each other pain. And it may be that the final destination is not to everyone’s taste."

- HUGH LAURIE.

mercuury:

tumblauritz:

eightsevenmusic:

Ain’t no party like a Microsoft paint party

i like how the gray/black/white squares are like“can u not”

ahahaha

mercuury:

tumblauritz:

eightsevenmusic:

Ain’t no party like a Microsoft paint party

i like how the gray/black/white squares are like
“can u not”

ahahaha

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solodolokirby:

thisshitfunny:

aanubis:

weaklys:

spookyslvgs:

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I FOUND IT AGAIBN ITS BACK HAHAHHAHA ITS BACK

FAVE

LMFAO

I’m crying real tears

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

yeah i got money 
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